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Most Armed: 1,127thRudest Citizens: 1,266thFattest Citizens: 1,373rd
The Intrasolar Fleet Empire of
Corporate Bordello
Guns 'r us.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Coalition of North American States

Population6.855 billion

LeaderAdmiral John Walker


The Intrasolar Fleet Empire of Coalition of North American States is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral John Walker with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 6.855 billion Coalition of North American Statesians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Environment is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tetrahex. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Coalition of North American Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,306 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 190,602 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 9.5 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", and stylish juvenile delinquents are highly overrepresented in fatal motorcycle accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Coalition of North American States's national animal is the Turbofox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Coalition of North American States is ranked 5,683rd in the world and 5th in Axiom Supercluster for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 12,453.68 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most Armed: 1,127thRudest Citizens: 1,266thFattest Citizens: 1,373rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,413thMost Avoided: 1,685thHighest Crime Rates: 1,799thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,035thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,457thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,823rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,855thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,025thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,085thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,177thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,526thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,683rdLargest Black Market: 6,126thHighest Average Incomes: 7,164thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,518thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,176thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,030thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 11,724thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,818thMost Devout: 12,077thHighest Economic Output: 12,600thMost Efficient Economies: 14,381stMost Stationary: 14,535thSmartest Citizens: 14,541stLargest Insurance Industry: 14,816thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15,471stLargest Governments: 16,896th
Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the region

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