The Colony of CNN33 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 12.384 billion CNN33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 9.3%.

The CNN33ian economy, worth 591 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,757 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. CNN33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

CNN33 is ranked 229,342^nd in the world and 1^st in Confederation Of Nationalist Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.1 law-abiding acts per hour.