The Holy Empire of Clueless Money Grubbers R Us is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Tiger population. The hard-working population of 352 million Clueless Money Grubbers R Usians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 15.7%.

The Clueless Money Grubbers R Usian economy, worth 16.6 trillion Platinums a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 47,116 Platinums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clueless Money Grubbers R Us's national animal is the Tiger.

Clueless Money Grubbers R Us is ranked 180,057^th in the world and 5,332^nd in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 56.72 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.