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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,332nd Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,450th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,525th
The Corporate Superpower of
Father Knows Best State
Business before business.
the CEO
Influence
Page
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Club Stoic

Population10.827 billion

CapitalClub Stoic Global HQ
Leaderthe CEO
FaithCapitalism

CurrencyAlmighty Dollar
AnimalUnemployed Person

The Corporate Superpower of Club Stoic is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by the CEO with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.827 billion employees are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Club Stoic Global HQ. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The frighteningly efficient employee economy, worth a remarkable 2,282 trillion Almighty Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 210,824 Almighty Dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 837,870 per year while the poor average 35,778, a ratio of 23.4 to 1.

The diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, and exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Club Stoic's national animal is the Unemployed Person, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Club Stoic is ranked 1,617th in the world and 3rd in Wintreath for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 208,505.41 Standard Monetary Units.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,332ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,450thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,525thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,537thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,617thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,864thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,033rdMost Avoided: 2,069thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,101stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,138thLargest Mining Sector: 2,242ndFattest Citizens: 2,516thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,810thMost Efficient Economies: 3,096thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,223rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,522ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,052ndHighest Economic Output: 4,591stHighest Average Incomes: 4,703rdLargest Retail Industry: 5,036thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,274thMost Secular: 5,487thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,412thLargest Black Market: 8,194thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,388thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,822ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,312thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,118thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,075th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 3rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 18th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 34th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Club Stoic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Club Stoic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Club Stoic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Club Stoic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Club Stoic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Club Stoic was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Club Stoic was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Imperium of Iloiland, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Club Stoic was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Imperium of Iloiland, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Club Stoic was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Imperium of Iloiland, curing 1 million infected.
  • : Club Stoic was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Imperium of Iloiland, curing 1 million infected.

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