The Private Establishment of Club 33 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Disneyland Company with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 8.642 billion Club 33ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Club 33. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Club 33ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,222 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 141,509 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Mouse is one of the most popular forenames in Club 33, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit, and the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Club 33's national animal is the mouse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disneyland.

Club 33 is ranked 66,303^rd in the world and 8^th in Disneyland for Most Influential, scoring 590 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.