Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rd Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14th Largest Populations: 201st
The Empire of
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If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?
Regional Influence
Hegemony
Discordian King
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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The Empire of CLU is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Erisson I Hastur with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 30.122 billion CLUians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Environment, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CLU CLU Land. The average income tax rate is 1.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CLUian economy, worth a remarkable 7,905 trillion arcade tokens a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. Average income is an amazing 262,451 arcade tokens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime is totally unknown. CLU's national animal is the grid bug, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

CLU is ranked 789th in the world and 1st in Discordia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,495.42 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14thLargest Populations: 201stMost Cheerful Citizens: 229thSmartest Citizens: 295thHighest Economic Output: 372ndRudest Citizens: 377thLargest Publishing Industry: 427thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 647thMost Beautiful Environments: 755thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 789thMost Scientifically Advanced: 973rdLargest Gambling Industry: 1,027thBest Weather: 1,141stMost Cultured: 1,403rdTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,634thHighest Average Incomes: 1,769thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,828thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,900thMost Influential: 1,917thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,926thMost Developed: 2,017thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,021stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,088thMost Secular: 2,326thSafest: 2,911thHealthiest Citizens: 3,220thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,257thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,604thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,930thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 9,451stHighest Drug Use: 10,286thNudest: 12,253rdLargest Governments: 12,555thLargest Black Market: 15,387thLowest Crime Rates: 15,501st
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market and Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Antalia".
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Liberate Kingdom of Ireland"".
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Nuclear Armaments".
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.

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