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Largest Agricultural Sector: 8thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 40thLargest Populations: 163rd
The Empire of
Left-Leaning College State
If it doesn't use electricity, what is it good for?
Influence
Hegemony
Discordian King
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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CLU

Population40.282 billion

CapitalCLU CLU Land
LeaderErisson I Hastur

Currencyarcade token
Animalgrid bug

The Empire of CLU is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Erisson I Hastur with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 40.282 billion CLUians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Environment, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CLU CLU Land. The average income tax rate is 5.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient CLUian economy, worth an astonishing 10,007 trillion arcade tokens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 248,440 arcade tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room, vaccinations are mandatory, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling, and citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims. Crime is totally unknown. CLU's national animal is the grid bug, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

CLU is ranked 10,433rd in the world and 1st in Discordia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 94.17 law-abiding acts per hour.

Top
1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 8thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 40thLargest Populations: 163rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 275thLargest Publishing Industry: 392ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 517thHighest Economic Output: 526thSmartest Citizens: 656thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,034thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,080thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,117thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,198thBest Weather: 1,405thMost Cultured: 1,658thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,659thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,675thHighest Food Quality: 2,015thRudest Citizens: 2,305thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,417thTop
5%
Most Rebellious Youth: 2,469thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,495thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,558thSafest: 2,982ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,146thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,343rdMost Developed: 3,503rdHighest Average Incomes: 3,691stMost Influential: 4,021stLongest Average Lifespans: 4,823rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,264thMost Stationary: 8,318thLowest Crime Rates: 10,433rdLargest Governments: 10,563rdNudest: 11,040thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,137thTop
10%
Most Secular: 12,260thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,916thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,658thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,498thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,745th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend LadyRebels".
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Recreational Drugs Compact".
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, citizens are deployed to barren deserts to protect small territorial claims.
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Suvmia".
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Identity Theft Prevention Act"".
  • : CLU was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in CLU, residents of houses built on a foundation of wishful thinking are prone to an odd sinking feeling.
  • : CLU voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Against Quorum Raiding".

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