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Most Secular: 2,777thLargest Retail Industry: 2,985thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,020th
The Bovinian State of
Corporate Police State
Look what you made me do
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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CLovidia

Population2.965 billion

CapitalBelgian Blue City
LeaderGrandmaster Bee
FaithThe Almighty Dollar Bill

Currencyhuman life
Animal1337 CLovine

The Bovinian State of CLovidia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Grandmaster Bee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.965 billion CLovidians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Belgian Blue City. The average income tax rate is 42.2%.

The frighteningly efficient CLovidian economy, worth 376 trillion human lives a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 126,887 human lives, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Stockbrokers dream of getting rich by writing textbooks, fifty years of pension funds can disappear in half a second, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, and red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. CLovidia's national animal is the 1337 CLovine, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Almighty Dollar Bill.

CLovidia is ranked 13,430th in the world and 547th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 8,056.3 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

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Most Secular: 2,777thLargest Retail Industry: 2,985thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,020thLargest Mining Sector: 5,218thMost Influential: 6,086thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,105thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,857thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,844thMost Patriotic: 10,007thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,625thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,957thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,430thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13,646thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,811thMost Efficient Economies: 13,873rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,683rdLargest Black Market: 16,825thLowest Crime Rates: 17,512thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,921stHighest Average Incomes: 20,969th
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Most Influential: 74th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 75th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 82nd in the regionMost Secular: 96th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 125th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 279th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 299th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 306th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 321st in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 367th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 422nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 467th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 481st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 507th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 514th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 518th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 526th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 547th in the regionMost Developed: 645th in the regionMost Stationary: 654th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 660th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 665th in the region

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