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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,400thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,418thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,434th
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Closnia

Population194 million

CurrencyClosnian lek
AnimalSpringbok

The Empire of Closnia is a very large, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 194 million Closnians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 13.4%.

The thriving Closnian economy, worth 12.9 trillion Closnian leks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 66,745 Closnian leks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, anyone claiming to be a messiah is promptly put to death, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Closnia's national animal is the Springbok, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Closnia is ranked 202,014th in the world and 165th in The Western Isles for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.58 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,400thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,418thTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,434thLargest Retail Industry: 14,534thMost Ignorant Citizens: 15,533rdMost Patriotic: 18,019thMost Conservative: 21,063rd
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 11th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Closnia was endorsed by The Federation of Hangates of Athara Magarat.
  • : Closnia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided and Most Patriotic.
  • : Closnia endorsed The Island Republic of Cosie.
  • : Following new legislation in Closnia, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Closnia, anyone claiming to be a messiah is promptly put to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Closnia, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Closnia, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Closnia, new vat-grown soldiers are as replaceable as bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Closnia, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Closnia, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 7 » Loxodon, Chasia, Nhoor, Lesva, Solaryia, Ostehaar, and Athara Magarat.

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