The Land full of Closeted Cases is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Herbert Thyssen with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 29.077 billion Closeted Cases have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willage. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Closeted economy, worth a remarkable 4,087 trillion Guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,560 Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Everyone hates people who encourage hate, under love's heavy burden Herbert Thyssen sinks lower in the political right's esteem, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Closeted Cases" at foreigners, and spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Closeted Cases. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Closeted Cases's national animal is the ostrich, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Calvinism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Closeted Cases was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Closeted Cases, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Closeted Cases.
- : Closeted Cases's influence in Gay rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Closeted Cases relocated from Balder to Gay.
- : Closeted Cases altered its national flag.
- : Closeted Cases was refounded in Balder.
- : Closeted Cases ceased to exist in Gay.
- : Closeted Cases was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Closeted Cases was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Closeted Cases was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.