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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 356thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,357thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,731st
The Land full of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
We'll never come out! Never!
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Closeted Cases

Population29.077 billion

CapitalWillage
LeaderHerbert Thyssen
FaithCalvinism

CurrencyGuilder
Animalostrich

The Land full of Closeted Cases is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Herbert Thyssen with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 29.077 billion Closeted Cases have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Willage. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Closeted economy, worth a remarkable 4,087 trillion Guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 140,560 Guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Everyone hates people who encourage hate, under love's heavy burden Herbert Thyssen sinks lower in the political right's esteem, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Closeted Cases" at foreigners, and spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Closeted Cases. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Closeted Cases's national animal is the ostrich, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Calvinism.

Closeted Cases is ranked 237,460th in the world and 119th in Gay for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -18.79 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 356thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,357thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,731stMost Devout: 1,788thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,879thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,725thHighest Economic Output: 2,947thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,071stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,667thMost Developed: 5,518thSafest: 6,147thSmartest Citizens: 6,182ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,440thHealthiest Citizens: 7,238thLargest Governments: 7,923rdMost Cultured: 8,075thMost Efficient Economies: 8,681stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,484thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,553rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,007thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,054thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 12,660thNicest Citizens: 13,751stMost Pacifist: 16,177thLargest Retail Industry: 16,474thHighest Average Incomes: 16,536thMost Inclusive: 17,954thMost Scientifically Advanced: 19,118thLowest Crime Rates: 19,240thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,465thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,846th
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Closeted Cases was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Closeted Cases, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Closeted Cases.
  • : Closeted Cases's influence in Gay rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
  • : Closeted Cases relocated from Balder to Gay.
  • : Closeted Cases altered its national flag.
  • : Closeted Cases was refounded in Balder.
  • : Closeted Cases ceased to exist in Gay.
  • : Closeted Cases was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Closeted Cases was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Closeted Cases was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.

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