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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 245thLargest Welfare Programs: 254thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 315th
The Dominion of
Democratic Socialists
MYAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Swag Lord Spooderman
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Clocksenburg

Population11.422 billion

CapitalBunkerville
LeaderSwag Lord Spooderman

CurrencyChairenette
AnimalBoxcar Cantelope

The Dominion of Clocksenburg is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Swag Lord Spooderman with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.422 billion Clocksenburgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bunkerville. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Clocksenburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,535 trillion Chairenettes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 221,948 Chairenettes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clocksenburg's national animal is the Boxcar Cantelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Clocksenburg is ranked 324th in the world and 16th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 182.07 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 245thLargest Welfare Programs: 254thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 315thSafest: 324thMost Advanced Public Transport: 333rdLowest Crime Rates: 334thHighest Average Tax Rates: 398thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 418thMost Inclusive: 432ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 444thMost Developed: 445thLargest Governments: 498thLongest Average Lifespans: 506thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 553rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 642ndBest Weather: 705thMost Subsidized Industry: 716thNicest Citizens: 735thHealthiest Citizens: 760thMost Beautiful Environments: 867thMost Pacifist: 916thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,269thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,363rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,569thMost Cultured: 1,898thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,150thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,478thSmartest Citizens: 2,879thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,545thHighest Average Incomes: 4,774thMost Secular: 4,796thHighest Economic Output: 5,340thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,395thMost Stationary: 6,746thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,876thTop
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Most Influential: 13,047th
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Largest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 14th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 34th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 37th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionBest Weather: 48th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 48th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 54th in the regionNicest Citizens: 54th in the regionMost Pacifist: 56th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 70th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 89th in the regionMost Cultured: 89th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 108th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Stationary: 139th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 148th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 198th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 217th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 230th in the regionMost Secular: 262nd in the regionLargest Populations: 392nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 498th in the regionTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 912th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,003rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars.
  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population.
  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, the government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers.
  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames.
  • : Following new legislation in Clocksenburg, every week is blindness awareness week.

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