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Least Corrupt Governments: 1,693rd Rudest Citizens: 1,694th Most Inclusive: 2,056th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-Leaning College State
Peace and Justice through Progress
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.405 billion

LeaderSir Clintonnomore


The Democratic Republic of Clintonburge is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sir Clintonnomore with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.405 billion Clintonburgeans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clinton. The average income tax rate is 93.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Clintonburgean economy, worth 386 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 160,884 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be, journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events, and everyone hates people who encourage hate. Crime is totally unknown. Clintonburge's national animal is the wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Clintonburge is ranked 29,228th in the world and 1,484th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 72.92 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Least Corrupt Governments: 1,693rdRudest Citizens: 1,694thMost Inclusive: 2,056thMost Developed: 3,146thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,367thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,457thNicest Citizens: 3,589thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,601stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,617thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,633rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,066thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,073rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,156thSmartest Citizens: 4,293rdSafest: 4,542ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,013thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,468thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,703rdBest Weather: 6,397thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,738thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,813thLargest Governments: 7,401stTop
Healthiest Citizens: 7,865thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,446thMost Secular: 8,621stMost Influential: 8,829thMost Cultured: 9,217thMost Efficient Economies: 9,313thHighest Average Incomes: 10,347thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,409thNudest: 11,451stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,342nd
Rudest Citizens: 89th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 96th in the regionMost Inclusive: 123rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 147th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 154th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 157th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 159th in the regionMost Developed: 182nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 190th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 190th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 191st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 214th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 220th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 220th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 227th in the regionSafest: 228th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 233rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 292nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 316th in the regionLargest Governments: 320th in the regionBest Weather: 342nd in the regionNudest: 360th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 363rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 370th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 398th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 399th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 421st in the regionMost Cultured: 439th in the regionMost Secular: 450th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 478th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 651st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Clintonburge, everyone hates people who encourage hate.
  • : Clintonburge was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Clintonburge, televangelists flaunt their expensive cars when they attend charity events.
  • : Following new legislation in Clintonburge, journalists often nap through tedious police press briefings.
  • : Following new legislation in Clintonburge, textbooks are exactly twice as heavy as they used to be.
  • : Following new legislation in Clintonburge, carefully-staged grief is displayed by Sir Clintonnomore after national disasters.
  • : Following new legislation in Clintonburge, people who have had childhood imaginary friends are told they can't ever be trusted with guns.
  • : Clintonburge was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Clintonburge was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Clintonburge, most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments.


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