by Max Barry

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,294thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,074thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,529th
The United Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
Live free or die
Constantine the Great
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Clinton Park

Population16.329 billion

LeaderConstantine the Great


The United Federation of Clinton Park is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Constantine the Great with a fair hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.329 billion Clinton Parkians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The thriving Clinton Parkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,406 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 86,115 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint, religious education is a new government priority, and newspapers are running a front-page picture of Constantine the Great holding a crowbar and standing over a bloodied stockbroker. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clinton Park's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Clinton Park is ranked 4,481st in the world and 228th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 95.23 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,294thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,074thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,529thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,080thBest Weather: 3,792ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,839thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,203rdMost Advanced Public Education: 4,276thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,481stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,770thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,235thMost Pacifist: 5,455thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,778thNicest Citizens: 7,052ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,604thMost Cultured: 8,175thNudest: 9,017thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,173rdLongest Average Lifespans: 9,218thSafest: 9,538thLargest Governments: 9,691stLargest Populations: 10,396thTop
Smartest Citizens: 10,509thHighest Economic Output: 11,426thMost Influential: 11,647thLowest Crime Rates: 13,310thHealthiest Citizens: 13,616thMost Inclusive: 14,869thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,066thMost Politically Free: 16,426thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,078thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,873rdHighest Drug Use: 20,099th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 47th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 98th in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 119th in the regionLargest Populations: 129th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 148th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 208th in the regionBest Weather: 213th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 213th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 223rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 228th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 275th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 287th in the regionMost Pacifist: 296th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 328th in the regionNudest: 333rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 349th in the regionMost Politically Free: 360th in the regionNicest Citizens: 390th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 408th in the regionMost Cultured: 409th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 433rd in the regionLargest Governments: 474th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 509th in the regionSafest: 516th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 569th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 621st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 649th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 700th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 792nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 838th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 988th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Clinton Park was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Welfare Programs.
  • : Clinton Park was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Clinton Park was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Clinton Park was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, the Top 5% for Smartest Citizens, Largest Governments, and Most Influential, and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Clinton Park was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Clinton Park was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Clinton Park was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Clinton Park was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Clinton Park was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
  • : Clinton Park was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.


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