by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 509th Most Influential: 811th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,312th
The United Federation of
Left-wing Utopia
Live free or die
Constantine the Great
Civil Rights
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Political Freedom
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Clinton Park

Population13.956 billion

LeaderConstantine the Great


The United Federation of Clinton Park is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Constantine the Great with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, national health service, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.956 billion Clinton Parkians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, liberal, outspoken government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The thriving Clinton Parkian economy, worth a remarkable 1,212 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is 86,869 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', Formula One cars in Clinton Park boast 56 miles per gallon, and worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clinton Park's national animal is the Walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Clinton Park is ranked 163,409th in the world and 8,757th in The North Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -268.76 on the Hayek Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 509thMost Influential: 811thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,312thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,120thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,483rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,733rdMost Advanced Public Education: 3,903rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,909thBest Weather: 4,013thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,432ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,531stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,773rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,291stMost Pacifist: 5,494thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,898thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,906thNicest Citizens: 6,657thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,136thNudest: 7,157thMost Stationary: 8,083rdMost Cultured: 8,125thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,174thTop
Safest: 9,263rdMost Politically Free: 9,522ndMost Rebellious Youth: 9,565thLargest Governments: 9,617thSmartest Citizens: 10,121stLargest Populations: 11,177thHighest Economic Output: 11,212thHighest Drug Use: 12,793rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,117thHealthiest Citizens: 13,257thMost Inclusive: 14,137thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,225th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 51st in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 108th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 114th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 133rd in the regionLargest Populations: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 172nd in the regionMost Stationary: 179th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 200th in the regionBest Weather: 221st in the regionNudest: 223rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 227th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 228th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 258th in the regionMost Politically Free: 262nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 279th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 306th in the regionMost Pacifist: 312th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 323rd in the regionMost Influential: 326th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 353rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 359th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 376th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 381st in the regionNicest Citizens: 381st in the regionMost Cultured: 400th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 414th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 489th in the regionSafest: 492nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 559th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 573rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 660th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 700th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 708th in the regionMost Inclusive: 840th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 221 » Selfgradatude, Former English Colony, Novare Res, Notyoutopia, Ceretis, Xentherida, Guslantis, Frances Francis the First of France, Sunto, The Isle of Grossmania, SillyString, Yaorozu, Unimaginable Doom, Sil Dorsett, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, Holy Oranz, American MapleStory, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Malta Comino Gozo, Siwale, Gran Finisterra, Pallaith, Kwaj, Amerian States, General COE, Shin-Hachioji, Necromonia, Diodone, Yukti, Kelvaros Prime, New Chilokver, Buckerino, Corfad, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, PlanetPunk, The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Beodarasc, The The Bierands, Unsophisticate, Panama Coalition, Wodan, and 171 others.Ice and Tinian, Aroa, The Syca, Ainsworth, Ozstan, Eglise Sainte Eve, Puczovska, Atain, Phoronu, Shibutani, Q w e r t y, Californian Redwood, THX1138, Mahsoobia, Koda-Land, Kylesburgh, Highton Islands, United Draconia, New Trisone, The Gamer Party, Lower Nubia, Snoodum, Racoda, Sacrento, Suicidistan, Sanjurika, Zeternia, Ethnon, Sundred, Empy, Misuvelia, Dovena, Hyperbanus, Quranite, The United States of Romania, Axuva, Maott, El Fiji Grande, Arstungry, Babacar, Copria, Dar es Saalam, Yummy Blubber, Wilkshire, Helium Kittens United, The Rhein States, The Pantheons, New Pruessen, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, The Serdey Islands, Spartoptia, United Kahndaq, Niradans, Newpromisedland, SORT, Votak Matim, New Lakemba, Sinelona, Vincone Cae, Ka Ching, Uganda Knuckles UK, North Bratislava, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Omnistria, Sakaryata, Kasazzastan, Amauri, Avemterra, Guer Aike, Warsaw-Halicz, Federation Terra Australis, Wunderstrafanstalt, Kobagia, Breduria, Napnomadia, Ninjak30, Lunallian, Sheldanada, Bearical, Australiland, Outer Egorniand, Ostrolia, Zumlandia, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Ara Antrizuls, Steraz, Torakuen, The South Falls, New Eleria, Pleroma Sans Romans, Kalimora Aire, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Analomink, Pasargad, COCONUT-CITY, INTEGRAL, Alunya, Joodey, The Sinclarian Provinces, Justanistan, Zemnaya Svoboda, Revolutionary Sealand, Willifusland, Ofemerica, Egalico, Solmetria, Tappan Hills, Kyrianian, Acrabinnia, Jasminlandia, Divine Eulogy, Soviet Terran, SchoolHouse Rock, Kirostan, Saturns Edge, The Notorious Mad Jack, Ibiscaton, Norostilors, Plangainer, Noiah, Peldorn, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Haor Chall, Marijuana Haven, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Xandarnia, Durgron, Lost Staria, Astronomical, Frostopia, Victoriaans Nederlands, Ejhsa, VarDrade, Valhalla123, Hircea, Senkaiboashi, Liberum Mundi, Rkainjel, Seidr Wyrd, Far Easter Republic, Apetopia, Lomjia, Aratani, Thiammyalllaland, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Bananoonza, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Miruma, Yalkan, Vikingiarchy, Kingdom of Destsky, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, North Altatude, Conservadoria, Helia Geopes, Vernest Quill, Test for a new hope, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Hileville, The Black Cathedral, Loli County, Huks Gares, and Elder Realms.

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