The Free Land of ClintEastwoodstan is a small, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 29 million ClintEastwoodstanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Education, Administration, and Defense are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The very strong ClintEastwoodstanian economy, worth 2.32 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 79,991 bitcoins, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 440,174 per year while the poor average 7,372, a ratio of 59.7 to 1.

Citizens are more concerned about voting for Big Brother contestants than politicians, bicyclists are banned from major roads, an aboriginal talking stick is used for leaders' debates at election time, and former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. ClintEastwoodstan's national animal is the owl, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

ClintEastwoodstan is ranked 227,224^th in the world and 107^th in Founderless for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 18.22 Tourists Per Hour.