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Rudest Citizens: 601stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,203rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,212th
The Mpir of
Anarchy
Brains
Influence
Nipper
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Clever Homo Sapiens

Population3.137 billion

CapitalPrrson City
LeaderPrson
FaithRligion

CurrencyBrains
AnimalBat

The Mpir of Clever Homo Sapiens is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Prson with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 3.137 billion Prrsons live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Prrson City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Clever Homo Sapiensian economy, worth 917 trillion Brains a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 292,554 Brains, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,236,119 per year while the poor average 44,796, a ratio of 27.6 to 1.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls, and tabloids coo over Prson's expected child. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Clever Homo Sapiens's national animal is the Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Rligion.

Clever Homo Sapiens is ranked 5,638th in the world and 184th in The North Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 39,802.01 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 601stLargest Insurance Industry: 1,203rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,212thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,501stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,578thHighest Average Incomes: 2,487thMost Efficient Economies: 2,527thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 2,586thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,635thLargest Retail Industry: 2,739thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,775thMost Avoided: 2,829thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,921stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,362ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,542ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,759thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,789thHighest Crime Rates: 4,060thLargest Black Market: 5,033rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,638thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,899thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,154thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,199thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,478thMost Developed: 7,484thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,194thMost Inclusive: 8,212thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,445thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,646thLargest Governments: 9,403rdMost Armed: 9,951stTop
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Most Secular: 14,530thLargest Mining Sector: 15,735thHighest Food Quality: 16,207thMost Cultured: 18,193rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,682ndMost Politically Free: 22,447thHighest Economic Output: 23,860th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 32nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 42nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 50th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 58th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 67th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 84th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 86th in the regionMost Avoided: 91st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 102nd in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 113th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 113th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 125th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 133rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 134th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 134th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 136th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 139th in the regionLargest Black Market: 141st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 147th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 151st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 151st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 184th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 254th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 264th in the regionMost Armed: 266th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 274th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 289th in the regionNudest: 396th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 404th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 433rd in the regionMost Developed: 449th in the regionMost Inclusive: 489th in the regionLargest Governments: 491st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 493rd in the regionTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 584th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 600th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 680th in the regionMost Secular: 702nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 898th in the regionMost Cultured: 909th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Clever Homo Sapiens, tabloids coo over Prson's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Clever Homo Sapiens, whales in captivity live in little more than glorified goldfish bowls.
  • : Following new legislation in Clever Homo Sapiens, it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans.
  • : Following new legislation in Clever Homo Sapiens, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Clever Homo Sapiens, the government seizes private property for the 'good of the people'.
  • : Following new legislation in Clever Homo Sapiens, the moon's craters are more numerous every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Clever Homo Sapiens, Bat is one of the most popular forenames in Clever Homo Sapiens.
  • : Following new legislation in Clever Homo Sapiens, all tariffs have been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Clever Homo Sapiens, sick days are on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Clever Homo Sapiens, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.

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