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Largest Insurance Industry: 5,802ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,710thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,455th
The Republic of
Benevolent Dictatorship
By The People For The People
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Cleric Beast

Population2.41 billion


The Republic of Cleric Beast is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 2.41 billion Cleric Beastians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.8%.

The very strong Cleric Beastian economy, worth 120 trillion francs a year, is led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,124 francs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 189,453 per year while the poor average 9,226, a ratio of 20.5 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Cleric Beast's national animal is the dolphin, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Cleric Beast is ranked 45,741st in the world and 192nd in Artificial Solar System for Most Avoided, scoring 137.55 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Insurance Industry: 5,802ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,710thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,455thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,271stMost Pro-Market: 17,531stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 18,786th
Largest Insurance Industry: 12th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 37th in the regionMost Developed: 57th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 58th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 96th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 133rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 146th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 149th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 156th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 161st in the regionMost Cultured: 164th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 173rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 175th in the regionMost Armed: 180th in the regionFattest Citizens: 186th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 186th in the regionNudest: 192nd in the regionMost Avoided: 192nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 208th in the region

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