The Queendom of Cleopatria is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.888 billion Cleopatrians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Cleopatrian economy, worth 341 trillion Debens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 43,312 Debens, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 279,153 per year while the poor average 2,715, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Cleopatria's national animal is the ankh, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Cleopatria is ranked 315,741^st in the world and 3,567^th in the West Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 364.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.