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Largest Populations: 398th Largest Gambling Industry: 932nd Highest Economic Output: 1,173rd
The Artistry of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Je Maintiendrai la République
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Claude Monet

Population35.375 billion

CapitalGiverny
LeaderClaude Oscar Monet
FaithAtheism

Currencyeuro
Animallion

The Artistry of Claude Monet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Claude Oscar Monet with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 35.375 billion Claude Monetians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Healthcare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Giverny. The average income tax rate is 6.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Claude Monetian economy, worth a remarkable 5,739 trillion euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 162,255 euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

You gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party, visitors to Claude Monet are microchipped and must be escorted by a Claude Monetian soldier - even to the bathroom, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Claude Monet's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Atheism.

Claude Monet is ranked 932nd in the world and 18th in Nederland for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 20,342.96 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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1%
Largest Populations: 398thLargest Gambling Industry: 932ndHighest Economic Output: 1,173rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,597thMost Efficient Economies: 1,627thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,664thTop
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Most Stationary: 1,896thLargest Mining Sector: 2,079thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,296thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,632ndLargest Black Market: 2,748thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,803rdNudest: 3,296thMost Avoided: 4,195thHighest Crime Rates: 4,731stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,583rdHighest Poor Incomes: 6,637thMost Influential: 7,238thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,349thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,509thTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 9,032ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,636thHighest Average Incomes: 10,187thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,056thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,447thLargest Retail Industry: 12,697thFattest Citizens: 13,353rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,201st
Top
5%
Highest Economic Output: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8th in the regionNudest: 9th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 11th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 11th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Claude Monet was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Claude Monet, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Claude Monet, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Claude Monet, visitors to Claude Monet are microchipped and must be escorted by a Claude Monetian soldier - even to the bathroom.
  • : Claude Monet was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Claude Monet, you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party.
  • : Following new legislation in Claude Monet, debates on whether toilet seats should be left up or down are increasingly commonplace.
  • : Claude Monet was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Claude Monet, only criminals carry guns.
  • : Following new legislation in Claude Monet, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation.

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