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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,502ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,691stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,789th
The Holy Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
The universe has a wonderful sense of humor.
Kay Mew
Influence
Dominator
Weirdest Nerd Officer
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Clanktopolis

Population12.675 billion

CapitalOrvus Nexus
LeaderKay Mew

CurrencyBolt
AnimalLombax

The Holy Empire of Clanktopolis is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kay Mew with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.675 billion Clanktopolisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Orvus Nexus. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Clanktopolisian economy, worth a remarkable 2,289 trillion Bolts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 180,662 Bolts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, a government program is underway to revitalize Clanktopolis's beaches, and all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Clanktopolis's national animal is the Lombax, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Clanktopolis is ranked 23,999th in the world and 1st in Board Game Nations for Nudest, with 216.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,502ndLowest Crime Rates: 1,691stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,789thMost Developed: 1,898thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,948thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,054thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,205thTop
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Most Inclusive: 2,217thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,296thLargest Governments: 2,300thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,303rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,331stMost Cultured: 2,378thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,652ndNicest Citizens: 2,778thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,813thBest Weather: 2,986thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,128thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,181stLargest Welfare Programs: 3,189thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,251stHealthiest Citizens: 3,373rdSmartest Citizens: 3,374thMost Pacifist: 3,800thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,858thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,025thMost Efficient Economies: 4,233rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,341stSafest: 5,555thHighest Economic Output: 6,369thHighest Average Incomes: 8,348thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,595thMost Influential: 10,776thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,432ndMost Secular: 14,869thMost Stationary: 15,136thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,781stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,795thLargest Populations: 19,704th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Clanktopolis was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, all citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society.
  • : Clanktopolis was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Clanktopolis was reclassified from "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, a government program is underway to revitalize Clanktopolis's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Clanktopolis was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously".
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, the countryside is shrouded by wind farms.
  • : Following new legislation in Clanktopolis, Kay Mew's iHouse is so intelligent that it manages its own social media accounts.

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