The Democratic Republic of Claiomha is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 239 million Claiomhans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Claiomhan economy, worth 13.2 trillion Punts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is 55,176 Punts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Getting an abortion takes less hassle than writing a letter, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, the Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, and anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Claiomha's national animal is the Red Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Claiomha is ranked 207,931^st in the world and 356^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Black Market, with 11.9 billion Standard Monetary Units.