The Partisan's Republic of City of Saint Nicolas is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Good геймер-Чад with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.325 billion Saint Nicolasians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Nicolas. The average income tax rate is 97.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Nicolasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,026 trillion Drahmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 162,361 Drahmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, and "Good геймер-Чад got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. City of Saint Nicolas's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

City of Saint Nicolas is ranked 119,158^th in the world and 470^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 157.22 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.