The Partisan's Republic of City of Saint Nicolas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Good геймер-Чад with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.249 billion Saint Nicolasians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Nicolas. The average income tax rate is 97.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Saint Nicolasian economy, worth 512 trillion Drahmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 157,826 Drahmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Party has more splits than a yo-yo dieter's trousers, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, digital novelty coins make for surprising vanguards of the revolution, and hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. City of Saint Nicolas's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

City of Saint Nicolas is ranked 234,166^th in the world and 1,509^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -15.73 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.