The Rogue Nation of Citizens Alliance Dispatch Office is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.866 billion Citizens Alliance Dispatch Officeans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Law & Order, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.4%.

The very strong Citizens Alliance Dispatch Officean economy, worth 234 trillion Dollars a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 60,529 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Citizens Alliance Dispatch Office's national animal is the Citizens.

Citizens Alliance Dispatch Office is ranked 308,638^th in the world and 22^nd in Citizens Alliance of Democracy for Most Politically Free, scoring 1 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.