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Safest: 1,127thLowest Crime Rates: 1,411thBest Weather: 1,473rd
The Federal Technocratic Kingdom of
Democratic Socialists
Long live the light of technocracy
King Valetino XI
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Citalli

Population2.664 billion

CapitalCitalli City
LeaderKing Valetino XI

CurrencyCitillan imperial peso
Animalduck

The Federal Technocratic Kingdom of Citalli is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Valetino XI with an even hand, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 2.664 billion Citillans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citalli City. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Citillan economy, worth 420 trillion Citillan imperial pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 157,814 Citillan imperial pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for duck sacrifices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Citalli's national animal is the duck, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Citalli is ranked 3,747th in the world and 4th in Social Technocratic Union for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 7,230.33 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Safest: 1,127thLowest Crime Rates: 1,411thBest Weather: 1,473rdTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,157thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,758thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,062ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,067thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,513thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,649thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,747thMost Developed: 3,796thLargest Governments: 3,806thHealthiest Citizens: 3,864thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,125thMost Inclusive: 4,556thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,572ndMost Secular: 5,233rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,289thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,316thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,354thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,416thSmartest Citizens: 6,026thMost Influential: 6,402ndMost Advanced Public Education: 6,722ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,886thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,688thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,485thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,530thMost Pacifist: 9,499thTop
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Most Income Equality: 10,598thHighest Average Incomes: 11,793rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,388thNicest Citizens: 13,922ndMost Efficient Economies: 15,298thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,598thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,306th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Income Equality: 12th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionMost Secular: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Citalli, a surprising number of police officers have been arrested for duck sacrifices.
  • : Following new legislation in Citalli, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers.
  • : Following new legislation in Citalli, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Citalli, invasive species are hunted by the gendarmerie.
  • : Citalli voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Trotterdam".
  • : Citalli voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Legal Rights of Workers".
  • : Following new legislation in Citalli, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss.
  • : Following new legislation in Citalli, Citalli's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Citalli, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in Citalli, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.

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