Population | 11.614 billion |
Capital | City of Cispaltinaa |
Leader | Princess Maria of Braganza |
Faith | Secular |
Currency | cryptocurrencies |
Animal | Mountain Hawk |
The United Provinces of Cisplatinaa is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Maria of Braganza with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 11.614 billion cisplatinos are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Cispaltinaa. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Cisplatinaan economy, worth a remarkable 2,873 trillion cryptocurrencieses a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 247,387 cryptocurrencieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Princess Maria of Braganza is a silly poophead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cisplatinaa's national animal is the Mountain Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secular.
Cisplatinaa is ranked 5,446th in the world and 761st in The North Pacific for Most Influential, scoring 11,307 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Cisplatinaa was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens, the Top 5% for Best Weather, and the Top 10% for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Cisplatinaa, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Princess Maria of Braganza is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Cisplatinaa, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized.
- : Following new legislation in Cisplatinaa, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in Cisplatinaa, the government is attempting to revitalize a gutted private sector.
- : Following new legislation in Cisplatinaa, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Cisplatinaa voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Civilian Air Compact"".
- : Following new legislation in Cisplatinaa, the automotive industry soaks up huge government handouts.
- : Following new legislation in Cisplatinaa, recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed.
- : Cisplatinaa endorsed The Grand and Most Serene Duchy of Unimaginable Doom.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 106 » Jveeraiel, Pallaith, Northern Zorbrasnka, Ethnon, Ardok, Stal Valley, Varisland, Corfad, Aerilia, Dreadton, Hamerica, Great Bights Mum, Ostonives, Bedsonya, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, PlanetMercury, Germanic Cat, Shibutani, Esteneng, Juba, Jameson Williams, New Lakemba, Zecit, Comfed, Loutsland, Yaorozu, Tiodann, Akand Jang Braihir, Petronellania, Picairn, Koda-Land, TamilPesum, Barxa, The Confederate States of America, Kazanqa, Halsoni, Former English Colony, North Bratislava, Rettverborg, Zandos, Arostica, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Sierra Andreas, Rex Republic, Cors Evia, The New Oceanic States, Darkanistan, Pazair, Sindoesia, Brisdon, and 56 others.Oannia, South Parter, Arucaria, Vendonesam, The Kingtonn Republic, Esperonia, Simone Republic, Laforeia, Hellvorta, Sil Dorsett, Singaporen Empire, Jeltronian WA Mission, Joevala, Kwaj, Glendwith, Altivia, JEAN JACKET RUSSELL HIGH SCHOOL, Free Prairie Provinces, Kabarovsk, Liberate World Order, Wolffoxia, Bardopia, Valiacorkit, Chipoli, Kranostav, PotatoFarmers, Texaska, Viridiann, Creniciapla, The Great Furrican Empire, Great Easternesse, Bagojo, Unshleepd, Xagill, Gragadoia, Tvers, Aguaria Major, Tugupaw, Broatiana, Glissbotia, Czerka, Casscata, Kelvaros Prime, Jughru, Neriorki, Nationeer, Chechno-Kalimovski, Kainin, Amestris-Britannia, Chao Phraya River, Freedom and Democratic Socialist, Norgad, The Resoland, Ottoman Empireee, Pineappleistania, and Unimaginable Doom.