The Commonwealth of Cisairse is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Bezutius with a fair hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.339 billion Cisairseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathara. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cisairsean economy, worth 384 trillion punts a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 88,724 punts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babies are a small but significant export, in pet stores nationwide golden eagles are growing in popularity, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Bezutius's eyes only', and the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cisairse's national animal is the golden eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cisairse is ranked 165,566^th in the world and 453^rd in NationStates for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 26,528.65 Standard Monetary Units.