The Commonwealth of Cisairse is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bezutius with a fair hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.345 billion Cisairseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathara. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cisairsean economy, worth 385 trillion punts a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 88,724 punts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Babies are a small but significant export, in pet stores nationwide golden eagles are growing in popularity, recent events in Dàguó have been classified 'for Bezutius's eyes only', and the sidewalk is used as an overtaking lane by city drivers. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cisairse's national animal is the golden eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cisairse is ranked 11,176^th in the world and 96^th in NationStates for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 10,283.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.