The Commonwealth of Cisairse is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Bezutius with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.371 billion Cisairseans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathara. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Cisairsean economy, worth 210 trillion punts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 88,970 punts, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

For the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, Bezutius will only ring up foreign leaders if they agree to reverse the charges, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, and all the playground's a stage for Cisairsean schoolchildren. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Cisairse's national animal is the golden eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Cisairse is ranked 69,363^rd in the world and 263^rd in NationStates for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 41,638.39 Standard Monetary Units.