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Most Valuable International Artwork: 653rdMost Devout: 6,017thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,818th
The Insurmountable Odds of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
You’re somebody else when you pick up the phone.
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Cirrus Azale

Population2.061 billion

CapitalNew Anderwhell
LeaderStefan Ross-Irwin
FaithThe Good Place

CurrencyUnione
AnimalPhoenix

The Insurmountable Odds of Cirrus Azale is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Stefan Ross-Irwin with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 2.061 billion Azaleans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Anderwhell. The average income tax rate is 55.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Cirrus Azalean economy, worth 131 trillion Uniones a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 63,845 Uniones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute, vaccinations are mandatory, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios, and hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Cirrus Azale's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Good Place.

Cirrus Azale is ranked 54,741st in the world and 71st in Thaecia for Rudest Citizens, with 66.23 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 653rdTop
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Most Devout: 6,017thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,818thMost Influential: 7,430thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,840thMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,041stMost Cultured: 19,296thMost Average: 21,906th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cirrus Azale lodged a message on the Thaecia Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Cirrus Azale, hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts.
  • : Following new legislation in Cirrus Azale, citizens are bombarded with advertising from their compulsory miniature radios.
  • : Following new legislation in Cirrus Azale, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Cirrus Azale, the military has adopted a weird double-fisted salute.
  • : Following new legislation in Cirrus Azale, recorded music can be rented but not bought from record companies.
  • : Cirrus Azale published "Cirrus Azale for HoC!" (Meta: Gameplay).
  • : Following new legislation in Cirrus Azale, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Cirrus Azale, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
  • : Following new legislation in Cirrus Azale, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.

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