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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,403rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,182ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,240th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Froot Loops
Founder / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Cinnamon Toastia

Population382 million

AnimalHarpy Eagle

The Holy Empire of Cinnamon Toastia is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, anti-smoking policies, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 382 million Cinnamon Toastians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.1%.

The very strong Cinnamon Toastian economy, worth 22.4 trillion Slaves a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,574 Slaves, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 183,114 per year while the poor average 14,376, a ratio of 12.7 to 1.

There's a bustling black market for vegetables, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, taking a walk on the wild side is punishable by death, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Cinnamon Toastia's national animal is the Harpy Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Cinnamon Toastia is ranked 107,029th in the world and 1st in Puppet States for Most Stationary, with 47.45665018328 Days.

Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,403rdTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,182ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 14,240thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,880thMost Avoided: 17,737th

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