by Max Barry

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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,129th Largest Mining Sector: 1,824th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,028th
The Imperium of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I have a bad feeling about this!
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population6.883 billion

FaithMilitant atheism

Currencytriganic pu
Animal303 bookworm

The Imperium of Cinaptnod is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Errol with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.883 billion Cinaptnodianz are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magrathea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Cinaptnodiat economy, worth a remarkable 1,382 trillion triganic pus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 200,887 triganic pus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 743,877 per year while the poor average 38,200, a ratio of 19.5 to 1.

The government has become increasingly militant, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, war criminals are given full state funerals, and sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinaptnod's national animal is the 303 bookworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Militant atheism.

Cinaptnod is ranked 61,013th in the world and 62nd in The Labyrinth for Smartest Citizens, with 34.5 Quips Per Hour.

Most Corrupt Governments: 1,129thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 1,824thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,028thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,040thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,098thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,140thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,344thLargest Black Market: 2,764thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,792ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,828thMost Secular: 3,047thLargest Retail Industry: 3,482ndFattest Citizens: 3,998thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,171stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,235thLowest Crime Rates: 4,448thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,609thHighest Average Incomes: 5,017thMost Avoided: 5,023rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,636thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,649thMost Conservative: 6,717thHighest Economic Output: 7,806thTop
Most Influential: 14,234thLargest Governments: 14,480thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15,050thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,332nd
Highest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionMost Stationary: 9th in the regionMost Influential: 10th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionMost Conservative: 13th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 21st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cinaptnod's influence in The Labyrinth rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Cinaptnod voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Protection of Biomedical Research".
  • : Cinaptnod endorsed The Imperialistic Autocracy of Alezia.
  • : Cinaptnod endorsed The Imperial Empire of Portugal Is Great.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Cinaptnod voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates".
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, the government has become increasingly militant.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, one complaint of Cinaptnod's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: None.

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