Most Corrupt Governments: 1,090th Most Conservative: 1,686th Largest Mining Sector: 1,928th
The Imperium of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I have a bad feeling about this!
Errol
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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The Imperium of Cinaptnod is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Errol with an iron fist, and remarkable for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.712 billion Cinaptnodianz are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magrathea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The powerhouse Cinaptnodiat economy, worth 878 trillion triganic pus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 186,396 triganic pus, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 726,402 per year while the poor average 32,663, a ratio of 22.2 to 1.

Tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites, immigrant herding has become a national pastime, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels, and retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Cinaptnod's national animal is the 303 bookworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Militant atheism.

Cinaptnod is ranked 5,794th in the world and 6th in The Labyrinth for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 7,946.13 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,090thTop
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Most Conservative: 1,686thLargest Mining Sector: 1,928thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,243rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,382ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,507thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,518thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,550thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,218thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,539thLargest Black Market: 3,700thLargest Insurance Industry: 4,272ndMost Avoided: 4,440thLowest Crime Rates: 4,616thHighest Average Incomes: 5,337thMost Secular: 5,644thLargest Retail Industry: 5,662ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,794thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,894thFattest Citizens: 6,198thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,777thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,253rdHighest Economic Output: 11,653rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11,778thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,845thMost Extreme: 11,925thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,484thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,311thMost Authoritarian: 13,636thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,816th
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 12th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20th in the regionMost Stationary: 25th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 27th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 33rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Cinaptnod voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Anarchestan".
  • : Cinaptnod was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, the government is known to care more about its buildings than its people.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, Cinaptnodianz must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, criminals are executed and their property seized.
  • : Cinaptnod voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Antalia".

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