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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,130th Largest Mining Sector: 1,797th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,019th
The Imperium of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I have a bad feeling about this!
Errol
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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The Imperium of Cinaptnod is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Errol with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.291 billion Cinaptnodianz are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magrathea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.2%.

The powerhouse Cinaptnodiat economy, worth a remarkable 1,034 trillion triganic pus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 195,576 triganic pus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 700,933 per year while the poor average 39,136, a ratio of 17.9 to 1.

Vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and a small country is wondering where their capital building's gold dome went. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Cinaptnod's national animal is the 303 bookworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Militant atheism.

Cinaptnod is ranked 158,230th in the world and 160th in The Labyrinth for Most Income Equality, scoring 5.58 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,130thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,797thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,019thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,297thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,307thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,560thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,620thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,193rdLargest Retail Industry: 3,233rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,421stLargest Insurance Industry: 3,534thLargest Black Market: 3,535thMost Avoided: 4,148thLowest Crime Rates: 4,426thFattest Citizens: 4,559thHighest Average Incomes: 4,878thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,478thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,624thMost Conservative: 5,641stMost Secular: 5,720thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,205thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,173rdTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,857thHighest Economic Output: 9,933rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,864thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,884thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,784thLargest Governments: 16,748th
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Conservative: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cinaptnod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Cinaptnod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Cinaptnod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, a small country is wondering where their capital building's gold dome went.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, dangerous criminals are often 'accidentally' sent on one-way trips to Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Cinaptnod at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list.
  • : Cinaptnod voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Responsibility in Transferring Arms".
  • : Cinaptnod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.

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