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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,124th Largest Mining Sector: 1,605th Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,803rd
The Imperium of
Iron Fist Consumerists
I have a bad feeling about this!
Errol
Regional Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Imperium of Cinaptnod is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Errol with an iron fist, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.798 billion Cinaptnodianz are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Magrathea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The all-consuming Cinaptnodiat economy, worth a remarkable 1,138 trillion triganic pus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 196,319 triganic pus, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 702,339 per year while the poor average 39,394, a ratio of 17.8 to 1.

Napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations, all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, and the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Cinaptnod's national animal is the 303 bookworm, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Militant atheism.

Cinaptnod is ranked 149,502nd in the world and 91st in The Labyrinth for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 9.68 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 1,124thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 1,605thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,803rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,987thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,204thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,249thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,376thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,764thMost Conservative: 2,942ndLargest Black Market: 3,025thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,196thLargest Retail Industry: 3,208thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,505thMost Avoided: 4,143rdFattest Citizens: 4,290thLowest Crime Rates: 4,332ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,544thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,640thHighest Average Incomes: 4,951stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,068thMost Secular: 5,680thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,949thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 8,969thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10,756thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,955thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 14,733rd
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Most Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cinaptnod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, the country is at the forefront of a 'peacekeeping' mission to secure power plants in war-torn Maxtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Cinaptnod, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Cinaptnod voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Reproductive Freedoms"".
  • : Cinaptnod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Cinaptnod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Cinaptnod was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Cinaptnod was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Cinaptnod was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Overall Tax Burden.
  • : Cinaptnod was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.

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