The Federal Republic of Cilorea is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Canciller Malena Rosique with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.136 billion Ciloreans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citland. The average income tax rate is 61.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Cilorean economy, worth 195 trillion cilvestres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 91,408 cilvestres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man, Cilorean watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and the military maintains a fierce arsenal of 'Cure Missiles'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cilorea's national animal is the unicornio, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is No oficial.

Cilorea is ranked 130,031^st in the world and 2,516^th in Lazarus for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring -1 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.