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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,766th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,160th Nicest Citizens: 3,918th
The Seven Kingdoms of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
In nomine Iesu omne genuflectatur
Bréanainn II
Regional Influence
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

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The Seven Kingdoms of Cill Airne is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Bréanainn II with an even hand, and remarkable for its closed borders, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 11.227 billion Cill Airiochin have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Administration aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingsbridge. The average income tax rate is 51.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Cill Airnean economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion Sovereigns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,433 Sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

Society and government have been organized according to a feudal hierarchy, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, and search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards. Crime is totally unknown. Cill Airne's national animal is the Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Cill Airne.

Cill Airne is ranked 9,341st in the world and 3rd in Aetherius for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 99.77 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,766thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,160thNicest Citizens: 3,918thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,006thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,022ndMost Cultured: 5,418thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,715thMost Developed: 7,432ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 8,605thHighest Economic Output: 8,675thMost Efficient Economies: 9,341stLongest Average Lifespans: 9,814thSafest: 9,856thMost Pacifist: 10,021stHealthiest Citizens: 10,430thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,693rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,850thLargest Populations: 10,885thMost Average: 12,730thSmartest Citizens: 13,417th
Most Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 2nd in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Average: 5th in the region

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