The United States of Cilibia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 720 million Cilibians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogian City. The average income tax rate is 32.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cilibian economy, worth 75.1 trillion Donais a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 104,372 Donais, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, prank shows are so hot right now, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records. Crime is totally unknown. Cilibia's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cilibia is ranked 28,050^th in the world and 1,251^st in the South Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 4,437.7 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.