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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 814thLargest Publishing Industry: 980thLargest Populations: 1,277th
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Cielonia

Population32.051 billion

CapitalDetroit
LeaderAdrienne Burshtyn

CurrencyCanadian pound
Animalcaribou

The Laurentian Federation of Cielonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Adrienne Burshtyn with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 32.051 billion Canadians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Detroit. The average income tax rate is 79.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Cielonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,716 trillion Canadian pounds a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,153 Canadian pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Adrienne Burshtyn's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Cielonian satellites can detect it, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cielonia's national animal is the caribou, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Cielonia is ranked 168,035th in the world and 1st in Galactic Arc for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -14.58 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 814thLargest Publishing Industry: 980thLargest Populations: 1,277thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 1,753rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,041stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,311thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,615thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,383rdSafest: 3,786thSmartest Citizens: 4,982ndMost Developed: 5,341stMost Advanced Public Education: 8,404thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,594thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,607thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,801stHealthiest Citizens: 9,806thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,963rdMost Efficient Economies: 10,154thLargest Governments: 10,391stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,473rdLongest Average Lifespans: 11,056thMost Cultured: 12,040thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,115thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,118thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,276thHighest Average Incomes: 13,632ndNicest Citizens: 13,806thMost Secular: 13,808thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,152ndMost Inclusive: 14,639thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,045th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Cielonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Following new legislation in Cielonia, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Cielonia, if a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Cielonian satellites can detect it.
  • : Cielonia added the tag "Socialist" to Galactic Arc.
  • : Cielonia added the tag "Democratic" to Galactic Arc.
  • : Cielonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Cielonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Cielonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Cielonia resigned as Grand Old Man of Asia.
  • : Cielonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.

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