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Most Compassionate Citizens: 5,612thNicest Citizens: 5,724thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,109th
The Kingdom of
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Cielearda is building a zombie empire due to a zombie incursion but would otherwise be considering its options.

Survival Rate:0.00%


Population758 million

LeaderDyfed Synnove


The Kingdom of Cielearda is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Dyfed Synnove with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 528 million Cieleardans, all of whom are zombies, have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cynesetle. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Cieleardan economy, worth 68.3 trillion Sceats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,109 Sceats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects, and libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cielearda's national animal is the Hare, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Cielearda is ranked 209,894th in the world and 12th in 1st Epitome United for Most Avoided, scoring 0.54 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 5,612thNicest Citizens: 5,724thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,109thHealthiest Citizens: 7,890thSafest: 8,232ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,627thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,669thBest Weather: 10,155thMost Inclusive: 10,176thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,169thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,619thMost Pacifist: 12,170thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,522ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,308thMost Cultured: 14,488thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,776thLowest Crime Rates: 17,393rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,497thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,219thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,262ndMost Zombified: 20,044thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,337thSmartest Citizens: 20,822nd
Healthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 3 » Mantesa, Imperium IV, and Thialrer.

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