The United Socialist States of Chugiakistan is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.688 billion Chugiakistanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Thunderbird Falls. The average income tax rate is 83.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Chugiakistanian economy, worth 163 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is 96,702 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, and there's never enough space in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chugiakistan's national animal is the beaver, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chugiakistan is ranked 189,093^rd in the world and 70^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Armed, with 0.23 Weapons Per Person.