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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd Most Primitive: 102nd Most Ignorant Citizens: 103rd
The Orwellian Police State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
If you break the law, the law shall break YOU!
Arch-Generalissimo Romanus Chutch
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chuching

Population4.382 billion

CapitalRachutchil
LeaderArch-Generalissimo Romanus Chutch
FaithTyrannic Enlightenment

Currencychuchcha
Animalslave

The Orwellian Police State of Chuching is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Arch-Generalissimo Romanus Chutch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its lack of airports, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.382 billion Chuchingiai are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with Administration and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rachutchil. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Chuchingian economy, worth 895 trillion chuchchas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Uranium Mining and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,262 chuchchas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, large areas of Chuching are not accessible by the public, and torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chuching's national animal is the slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tyrannic Enlightenment.

Chuching is ranked 948th in the world and 8th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 71.3 Whatever.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2ndMost Primitive: 102ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 103rdMost Subsidized Industry: 148thMost Corrupt Governments: 161stMost Devout: 358thLowest Crime Rates: 472ndLargest Black Market: 766thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 948thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,714thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,349thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,482ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,823rdLargest Governments: 3,476thMost Conservative: 3,685thHighest Average Incomes: 5,128thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,983rdMost Avoided: 7,019thMost Efficient Economies: 7,379thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,856thMost Authoritarian: 7,879thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 9,472ndRudest Citizens: 11,439thHealthiest Citizens: 12,563rdBest Weather: 13,110thHighest Economic Output: 14,441st
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, large areas of Chuching are not accessible by the public.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, otherwise healthy people are being sent to internment camps because they have VODAIS.
  • : Chuching was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Chuching was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Chuching was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, government ministers claim to ride dragons to work.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest slave hunting institutions.
  • : Chuching was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extreme.

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