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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd Most Primitive: 107th Most Ignorant Citizens: 110th
The Orwellian Police State of
Iron Fist Consumerists
If you break the law, the law shall break YOU!
Arch-Generalissimo Romanus Chutch
Influence
Envoy
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chuching

Population5.318 billion

CapitalRachutchil
LeaderArch-Generalissimo Romanus Chutch
FaithTyrannic Enlightenment

Currencychuchcha
Animalslave

The Orwellian Police State of Chuching is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Arch-Generalissimo Romanus Chutch with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.318 billion Chuchingiai are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is effectively ruled by the Department of Law & Order, with Administration and Industry also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rachutchil. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Chuchingian economy, worth a remarkable 1,089 trillion chuchchas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Uranium Mining and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,914 chuchchas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again, and you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Chuching's national animal is the slave, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tyrannic Enlightenment.

Chuching is ranked 6,990th in the world and 5th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2ndMost Primitive: 107thMost Ignorant Citizens: 110thMost Subsidized Industry: 150thMost Corrupt Governments: 168thMost Devout: 385thLowest Crime Rates: 511thLargest Black Market: 682ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 956thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,690thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,278thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,613thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,645thMost Conservative: 3,405thLargest Governments: 3,438thHighest Average Incomes: 5,215thMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,318thMost Efficient Economies: 6,990thMost Avoided: 7,175thMost Authoritarian: 7,495thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,821stTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 9,813thBest Weather: 12,121stHealthiest Citizens: 12,265thHighest Economic Output: 12,396thRudest Citizens: 12,619thMost Stationary: 16,819th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Devout: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chuching was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, you gots to be part of the Party to get in to the party.
  • : Chuching was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Chuching's influence in Psychotic Dictatorships fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, few that venture into government archives are ever seen again.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Chuching, monarchs only get custody of the royal crown on holidays and weekends.
  • : Chuching's influence in Psychotic Dictatorships rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Chuching's influence in Psychotic Dictatorships fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".

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