by Max Barry

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Most Influential: 2,315thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,346thBest Weather: 3,514th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Strength Through Freedom
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population2.673 billion

LeaderCuthbert E Tygrys
FaithFlying Spaghetti Monster


The Republic of Chubaka is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Cuthbert E Tygrys with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 2.673 billion Chubakans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chuthulan. The average income tax rate is 89.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chubakan economy, worth 378 trillion bakas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,432 bakas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue, diminutive Chubakan generals are feared for their aggressiveness, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Cuthbert E Tygrys on Chubaka's coulrophobia epidemic, and it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Chuthulan. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chubaka's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Chubaka is ranked 10,455th in the world and 283rd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.25 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Influential: 2,315thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,346thBest Weather: 3,514thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,928thMost Inclusive: 4,077thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,201stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,487thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,565thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,842ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,959thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,078thMost Pacifist: 5,159thMost Developed: 5,664thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,452ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,457thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,493rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,999thSmartest Citizens: 7,177thHealthiest Citizens: 7,431stSafest: 8,014thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,242ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,759thLargest Governments: 8,764thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,562ndMost Cultured: 9,897thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 10,455thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,515thNicest Citizens: 10,804thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,659thMost Secular: 12,689thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,756thHighest Drug Use: 13,999thMost Efficient Economies: 14,810thHighest Average Incomes: 15,489thMost Subsidized Industry: 16,660thRudest Citizens: 20,630th
Largest Welfare Programs: 101st in the regionBest Weather: 102nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 105th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 126th in the regionMost Influential: 126th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 130th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 131st in the regionMost Inclusive: 132nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 139th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 142nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 157th in the regionMost Developed: 158th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 162nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 173rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 182nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 188th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 194th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 194th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 199th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 202nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 204th in the regionLargest Governments: 206th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 210th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 217th in the regionSafest: 247th in the regionMost Cultured: 257th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 278th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 283rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 314th in the regionNicest Citizens: 316th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 361st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 394th in the regionRudest Citizens: 398th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 425th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 443rd in the regionTop
Most Secular: 451st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 635th in the regionMost Stationary: 687th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chubaka was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Chubaka was endorsed by The RP God n Vizier dubbed Dylan of Staynes.
  • : Following new legislation in Chubaka, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Chuthulan.
  • : Following new legislation in Chubaka, only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Cuthbert E Tygrys on Chubaka's coulrophobia epidemic.
  • : Chubaka was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Chubaka endorsed The RP God n Vizier dubbed Dylan of Staynes.
  • : Following new legislation in Chubaka, diminutive Chubakan generals are feared for their aggressiveness.
  • : Following new legislation in Chubaka, conscripts often volunteer for a second tour of duty so they can get a ticket to next year's Army Revue.
  • : Following new legislation in Chubaka, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Chubaka, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 105 » BearStackof2015, Wiranath, H-Zhena, VW53Aland, Rhealaliit, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Axdel, Hizuru, Pakitsk, Am Echad, Akorial, The Holy Utopian Republic, Adavan, Adolanta, Abadong, Aklevin, Kilkire, CheeseBurrito, Freedom Fascists, Endertopias, Goodnamesarerare, Aeljae, Someseni, Brotherland, Roliganistan, Abtracnt, The United Neo American Union, Elejamie, The United Asian Republics, Lyontisia, Kangarawa, Plazland, Republic of Berzerkistan, Socialist Holy American Empire, Libertanny, Enlil, Dragons Blood, Bullpups, United China Nation, Stanisiti, Grossvietnam, Osterreich und Ungarn, Stellar Colonies, New Liberitad, Western Pakistan, Liberstankonia, The Theocracy of Cthulhu, Sericena, Mer Dieu, Sansangra, and 55 others.Drunken Seal Islands, La xinga, Bytes, Asendavia, Matdor, Brethren, Marrabuk, Servants of Gizmo, East Malaysia, Kaigi, New Leganes, The Empire of Rijelv, Bai Lung, Ridann, Broengtopia, The Romanum Legio, Evrigenis, The Militarius Imperium, Modra, Rainbow Vests, Interdimensional Waifus, Talitoa, Arouran, Monix, Stumptopia, Merlovich, Zukchiva, Tretrid, Schrebia, Enou, The Eternal Land of Jong, Coruh, Greater New Cassandra, Lingu, Ripsylvania, Sycona, Rohanland, Acronis, The Three States of Fortuna, Peoples Republic of GG, Aivintis, Virgoliaendorses, Jakubonia, Woodsind, Oofery, Technocratic Tagalog, TM-Jesselton, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, The Atlae Isles, BuciLand, Filipopol, A mean old man, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Mays Austrian Nation, and Staynes.

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