The Republic of Chronomaly Atlandis is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 5.759 billion Chronomaly Atlandisians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chronomaly Atlandisian economy, worth 732 trillion kronor a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,201 kronor, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, deceased politicians' MyFace profiles are unanimously pro-incumbent, government officials frown on anything more technologically advanced than an abacus, and the official Chronomaly Atlandisian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chronomaly Atlandis's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Chronomaly Atlandis is ranked 263,441^st in the world and 3,320^th in Suspicious for Nicest Citizens, with 6.19 average smiles per day.