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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 575thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,161stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,405th
The The High Quality Strains of
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Chronic
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Chronic

Population11.931 billion

CapitalThe Marijuana Dispensary
LeaderThe Marijuana Horticulturist
FaithChronic

Currencyounce
Animalriver otter

The The High Quality Strains of Chronic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Marijuana Horticulturist with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, avant-garde cinema, and smutty television. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.931 billion Chronicians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Marijuana Dispensary. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Chronician economy, worth a remarkable 1,997 trillion ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 167,428 ounces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why The Marijuana Horticulturist is a silly poophead, vaccinations are mandatory, and the nation leads Chronic in per capita stalking. Crime is totally unknown. Chronic's national animal is the river otter, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Chronic.

Chronic is ranked 9,344th in the world and 1st in Chronic for Most Stationary, with 2,006.83591701308 days.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 575thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,161stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,405thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,412thBest Weather: 1,762ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,952ndTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,782ndMost Cultured: 2,943rdLargest Publishing Industry: 3,205thMost Developed: 3,340thHighest Food Quality: 3,402ndMost Pacifist: 4,122ndNicest Citizens: 4,191stSmartest Citizens: 4,201stHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,380thMost Inclusive: 5,113thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,071stLargest Governments: 6,442ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,351stLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,798thRudest Citizens: 8,534thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,574thMost Stationary: 9,344thHighest Economic Output: 9,538thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,091stMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,349thHighest Average Incomes: 11,673rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,835thMost Secular: 12,306thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,607thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 13,285thMost Influential: 14,488thMost Efficient Economies: 14,923rdLargest Retail Industry: 16,253rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,724thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,055thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,204th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chronic, the nation leads Chronic in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronic, vaccinations are mandatory.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronic, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why The Marijuana Horticulturist is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronic, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronic, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronic, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronic, the new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?".
  • : Following new legislation in Chronic, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Chronic was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Chronic, graffiti graces every city's streets.

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