The Radiant Republic of Chromasia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Eric Wan'go with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.026 billion Chromasians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Biwu District. The average income tax rate is 71.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chromasian economy, worth 123 trillion Chromasian Yans a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,897 Chromasian Yans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, and there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chromasia's national animal is the Chromasian Kingfisher, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Chromasia is ranked 299,222^nd in the world and 395^th in Conch Kingdom for Most Primitive, scoring -346.7 on the Scary Big Number Scale.