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Most Ignorant Citizens: 162ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 222ndMost Devout: 226th
The Holy land of
Corporate Police State
Amen
Jesus Christ
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Christus Empire

Population7.842 billion

CapitalGodswill
LeaderJesus Christ
FaithChristianism

CurrencyDenar
AnimalUnicorn

The Holy land of Christus Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Jesus Christ with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, digital currency, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.842 billion Christus Empireans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Godswill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 67.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Christus Empirean economy, worth a remarkable 2,565 trillion Denars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 327,202 Denars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,022,898 per year while the poor average 3,480, a ratio of 868 to 1.

Children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, Christus Empireans believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, and Christus Empirean watches list strained wrists as a common side effect. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Christus Empire's national animal is the Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Christianism.

Christus Empire is ranked 555th in the world and 1st in Union of Sovereign Republics for Most Avoided, scoring 1,810.31 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 162ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 222ndMost Devout: 226thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 238thLargest Mining Sector: 323rdLargest Insurance Industry: 381stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 395thLargest Retail Industry: 523rdMost Avoided: 555thFattest Citizens: 638thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 707thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 736thMost Corrupt Governments: 826thLargest Black Market: 881stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 885thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 915thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,158thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,312thHighest Average Incomes: 1,382ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,767thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 1,897thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,097thMost Efficient Economies: 2,495thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,773rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,159thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,239thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,300thRudest Citizens: 3,638thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,998thMost Primitive: 4,326thHighest Economic Output: 4,911thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,462ndLargest Governments: 6,111thMost Conservative: 8,647thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 8,987thMost Pro-Market: 16,849thMost Extreme: 17,462nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Christus Empire, Christus Empirean watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Christus Empire, Christus Empireans believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
  • : Following new legislation in Christus Empire, infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark.
  • : Following new legislation in Christus Empire, children have lost interest in toy guns in favor of toy meth lab kits.
  • : Christus Empire's influence in Union of Sovereign Republics rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
  • : Christus Empire's influence in Union of Sovereign Republics rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
  • : Christus Empire relocated from Balder to Union of Sovereign Republics.
  • : Following new legislation in Christus Empire, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines.
  • : Following new legislation in Christus Empire, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up.
  • : Following new legislation in Christus Empire, net monetary worth and net moral worth are considered to be directly equivalent.

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