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Most Beautiful Environments: 871stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,133rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,167th
The Festivities of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
All I Want For Christmas Is....
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Christmas Eve

Population14.552 billion

CapitalThe North Pole
LeaderSanta
FaithChristmas

Currencypresent
Animalreindeer

The Festivities of Christmas Eve is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Santa with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working population of 14.552 billion Christmas Eveans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Christmas Evean economy, worth a remarkable 3,763 trillion presents a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 258,656 presents, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 744,795 per year while the poor average 71,348, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.

Couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material', seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu', 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, and RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept. Crime is totally unknown. Christmas Eve's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christmas.

Christmas Eve is ranked 5,710th in the world and 5th in Christmas for Healthiest Citizens, with 18.77 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Beautiful Environments: 871stLargest Publishing Industry: 1,133rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,167thSmartest Citizens: 1,428thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,437thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,489thBest Weather: 1,544thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,615thMost Cultured: 1,789thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,807thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,943rdLargest Governments: 2,070thMost Secular: 2,195thHighest Food Quality: 2,272ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,346thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,568thTop
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Most Pacifist: 2,992ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,123rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,168thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,282ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,470thHighest Average Incomes: 3,543rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,620thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,888thMost Inclusive: 4,030thHighest Economic Output: 4,099thNicest Citizens: 4,108thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,387thLargest Retail Industry: 4,464thRudest Citizens: 4,714thHealthiest Citizens: 5,710thLowest Crime Rates: 7,597thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,673rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,929thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,063rdTop
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Most Developed: 13,281stLargest Populations: 20,694thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,394thMost Stationary: 23,710thMost Influential: 24,959thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,962nd
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Most Rebellious Youth: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Christmas Eve, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
  • : Following new legislation in Christmas Eve, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.
  • : Following new legislation in Christmas Eve, seafood restaurants assure customers 'If it lives in the sea, it's on our menu'.
  • : Following new legislation in Christmas Eve, couples kissing on the street are detained for 'unlawful exchange of genetic material'.
  • : Following new legislation in Christmas Eve, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
  • : Following new legislation in Christmas Eve, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.
  • : Following new legislation in Christmas Eve, the government is funding experimental battery technology while the power grid continues to crumble.
  • : Following new legislation in Christmas Eve, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Christmas Eve, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Christmas Eve was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.

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