The Constitutional Republic of ChristianVille of the USA is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Christian Miller with an even hand, and renowned for its closed borders, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.528 billion ChristianVille of the USAians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megapolis of ChristianVille. The average income tax rate is 88.5%.

The frighteningly efficient ChristianVille of the USAian economy, worth 529 trillion Dollars a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 150,001 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, ChristianVille of the USA Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere', open-casket funerals are avoided at all cost, and every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ChristianVille of the USA's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

ChristianVille of the USA is ranked 123,423^rd in the world and 5,929^th in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 34.36 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.