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Most Corrupt Governments: 5th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th Largest Insurance Industry: 10th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chris Hall

Population27.018 billion

CapitalWherever the Squish-lord lives
LeaderThe Squish-lord
FaithMoney Money Money

Currencymoney is redundant
Animalfree man

The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.018 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 20,479 trillion money is redundants a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 757,988 money is redundants, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,870,346 per year while the poor average 139,111, a ratio of 20.6 to 1.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, charity no longer begins at home, and rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 154,009th in the world and 4,305th in the Rejected Realms for Most Income Equality, scoring 4.85 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Corrupt Governments: 5thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7thLargest Insurance Industry: 10thMost Avoided: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 23rdLargest Gambling Industry: 24thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 31stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 36thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 40thHighest Average Incomes: 40thLargest Mining Sector: 42ndMost Secular: 55thHighest Economic Output: 56thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 61stFattest Citizens: 62ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 90thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 90thLargest Retail Industry: 98thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 132ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 164thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 222ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 305thRudest Citizens: 477thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 595thLargest Governments: 867thLowest Crime Rates: 949thLargest Black Market: 1,497thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,956thLargest Populations: 2,504thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,837thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,195thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,790thMost Conservative: 4,564thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,414thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,004thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 14,661st
Most Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 46th in the regionLargest Black Market: 46th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 50th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 61st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 63rd in the regionMost Conservative: 84th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 95th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 129th in the regionMost Stationary: 214th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 303rd in the regionMost Influential: 341st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 441st in the regionMost Extreme: 468th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, charity no longer begins at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, one-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, loss of the ability to speak is a common affliction of the elderly.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, Wherever the Squish-lord lives has become the number one destination for urban exploration in the Rejected Realms.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Chris Hall offered the words "peace be upon you".


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