The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 27.018 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 20,479 trillion money is redundants a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is a breathtaking 757,988 money is redundants, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,870,346 per year while the poor average 139,111, a ratio of 20.6 to 1.

One-stop superstores divide and conquer family businesses, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, charity no longer begins at home, and rugby players that knock each other over always stop to make sure the other fellow is okay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 154,009^th in the world and 4,305^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Income Equality, scoring 4.85 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.