The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, vat-grown people, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 22.114 billion Chris Hallians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 14,445 trillion money is redundants a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 653,229 money is redundants, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,811,137 per year while the poor average 52,720, a ratio of 72.3 to 1.

Locally produced computer games are being released faster than gamers can play them, the government is a law unto itself, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes, and homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 5,297^th in the world and 120^th in the West Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 39.66 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.