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Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thMost Avoided: 16th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chris Hall

Population29.136 billion

CapitalWherever the Squish-lord lives
LeaderThe Squish-lord
FaithMoney Money Money

Currencymoney is redundant
Animalfree man

The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.136 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 22,914 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 786,476 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,621,293 per year while the poor average 35,997, a ratio of 156 to 1.

The government has the power to seize property at will, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Free man Sea, and the government prevents violence by committing genocide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 30th in the world and 2nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 65,573.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 11thMost Avoided: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28thLargest Gambling Industry: 30thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 35thLargest Mining Sector: 37thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 41stHighest Average Incomes: 41stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 42ndHighest Economic Output: 52ndMost Secular: 56thFattest Citizens: 62ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 81stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 95thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 105thLargest Retail Industry: 132ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 185thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 214thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 217thRudest Citizens: 539thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 700thLargest Governments: 757thMost Armed: 783rdLowest Crime Rates: 789thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,243rdLargest Black Market: 2,076thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,411thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,678thMost Efficient Economies: 3,751stLargest Publishing Industry: 3,772ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,800thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,992ndMost Conservative: 7,233rdTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13,643rdMost Stationary: 16,586thMost Influential: 18,488th
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionLargest Black Market: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 73rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 85th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 86th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 106th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 148th in the regionMost Stationary: 164th in the regionMost Conservative: 286th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 289th in the regionMost Influential: 310th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 529th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government prevents violence by committing genocide.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Free man Sea.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the nation's cuisine is the laughing stock of the Rejected Realms.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, international trade is a sticky issue.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, you can say what you like about the genocidal murderers that rule Chris Hall but at least the trains run on time.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.

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