The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, teetotalling pirates, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.857 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 23,687 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 793,381 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,528,875 per year while the poor average 39,471, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Secret police deal with secret crimes, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 57,494^th in the world and 1,627^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 2.11 Bank.