The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.689 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 24,673 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 803,987 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,335,990 per year while the poor average 46,399, a ratio of 115 to 1.

It is often said that only The Squish-lord could bring down Dàguó, countless government officials are accused of espionage, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, and the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 14,599^th in the world and 148^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,320.28719668232 Days.