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Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thMost Avoided: 17th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chris Hall

Population29.857 billion

CapitalWherever the Squish-lord lives
LeaderThe Squish-lord
FaithMoney Money Money

Currencymoney is redundant
Animalfree man

The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, teetotalling pirates, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.857 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 23,687 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 793,381 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,528,875 per year while the poor average 39,471, a ratio of 140 to 1.

Secret police deal with secret crimes, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations, and Jennifer Government is banned. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 57,494th in the world and 1,627th in the Rejected Realms for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 2.11 Bank.

Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thMost Avoided: 17thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 27thLargest Gambling Industry: 28thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 33rdLargest Mining Sector: 36thHighest Average Incomes: 41stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 44thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 45thHighest Economic Output: 47thFattest Citizens: 59thLargest Agricultural Sector: 71stMost Secular: 75thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 93rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 105thLargest Retail Industry: 133rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 190thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 212thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 213thRudest Citizens: 555thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 678thLargest Governments: 732ndMost Armed: 767thLowest Crime Rates: 803rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,289thLargest Black Market: 1,978thTop
Largest Populations: 2,386thMost Efficient Economies: 3,570thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,571stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,798thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,814thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,129thMost Conservative: 8,359thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,834thMost Stationary: 15,729thMost Influential: 17,407thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,128th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Armed: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 25th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 28th in the regionLargest Populations: 54th in the regionLargest Black Market: 55th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 87th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 91st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 102nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 106th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 149th in the regionMost Stationary: 158th in the regionMost Conservative: 283rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 289th in the regionMost Influential: 315th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 487th in the regionMost Extreme: 657th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, a paperwork error has naval privateers being directed to attack land-locked nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, secret police deal with secret crimes.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done The Squish-lord's credibility no favours.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, college athletes are arrested for selling lemonade.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, no-one can foil the ambitions of Big Aluminium.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from The Squish-lord's rear echelons.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.


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