Population | 33.015 billion |
Capital | Wherever the Squish-lord lives |
Leader | The Squish-lord |
Faith | Money Money Money |
Currency | money is redundant |
Animal | free man |
The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, triple-decker prams, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 33.015 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 26,801 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 811,787 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,668,956 per year while the poor average 40,118, a ratio of 141 to 1.
Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, and it's not mass murder when the government does it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.
Chris Hall is ranked 4,379th in the world and 105th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 18,775.14 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Chris Hall, it's not mass murder when the government does it.
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Chris Hall, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities.
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Chris Hall, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
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Chris Hall, Renaissance frescos are being chiselled off public walls.
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Chris Hall, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment.
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Chris Hall, movie references are legally admissible in court.
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Chris Hall, chicken farmers must rise before the sun every day to gag their cockerels.
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Chris Hall, imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment.
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Chris Hall, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
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Chris Hall, kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television.