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Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thMost Avoided: 16th
The Free Land of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chris Hall

Population30.689 billion

CapitalWherever the Squish-lord lives
LeaderThe Squish-lord
FaithMoney Money Money

Currencymoney is redundant
Animalfree man

The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 30.689 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order is also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 24,673 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is a breathtaking 803,987 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,335,990 per year while the poor average 46,399, a ratio of 115 to 1.

It is often said that only The Squish-lord could bring down Dàguó, countless government officials are accused of espionage, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers, and the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 14,599th in the world and 148th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,320.28719668232 Days.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 5thLargest Insurance Industry: 9thMost Avoided: 16thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22ndLargest Gambling Industry: 26thLargest Mining Sector: 32ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 32ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 37thHighest Average Incomes: 42ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rdHighest Economic Output: 43rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 45thFattest Citizens: 53rdMost Secular: 72ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 78thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 88thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 106thLargest Retail Industry: 125thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 158thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 215thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 232ndRudest Citizens: 544thLargest Governments: 685thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 688thLowest Crime Rates: 753rdMost Armed: 798thLargest Black Market: 1,818thLargest Populations: 2,342ndTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2,956thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,378thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,462ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,742ndLargest Publishing Industry: 4,033rdMost Conservative: 5,702ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,162ndTop
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Smartest Citizens: 13,784thMost Stationary: 14,599thMost Influential: 16,565thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,670thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,708thMost Authoritarian: 22,861st
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Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 24th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionLargest Populations: 52nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 56th in the regionLargest Black Market: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 92nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 93rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 96th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 103rd in the regionMost Stationary: 148th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 152nd in the regionMost Conservative: 176th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 300th in the regionMost Influential: 304th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 600th in the regionMost Extreme: 669th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 700th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, boot polish is the favourite lip gloss of entry-level corporate workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, countless government officials are accused of espionage.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, it is often said that only The Squish-lord could bring down Dàguó.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, it's best to decline if The Squish-lord offers to buy a round of drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, a popular Chris Hallian saying is 'wishing upon a fallen jet engine'.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, international trade is a sticky issue.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog.

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