The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.136 billion Chris Hallians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 22,914 trillion money is redundants a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is a breathtaking 786,476 money is redundants, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,621,293 per year while the poor average 35,997, a ratio of 156 to 1.

The government has the power to seize property at will, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Free man Sea, and the government prevents violence by committing genocide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 30^th in the world and 2^nd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 65,573.71 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.