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Most Corrupt Governments: 7th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th Most Avoided: 17th
The Free Land of
Corporate Police State
Pay me or DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chris Hall

Population23.178 billion

CapitalWherever the Squish-lord lives
LeaderThe Squish-lord
FaithMoney Money Money

Currencymoney is redundant
Animalfree man

The Free Land of Chris Hall is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Squish-lord with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, frequent executions, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 23.178 billion Chris Hallians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever the Squish-lord lives. Income tax is unheard of.

The very strong Chris Hallian economy, worth an astonishing 15,408 trillion money is redundants a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 664,808 money is redundants, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,982,895 per year while the poor average 50,347, a ratio of 79.1 to 1.

The Squish-lord's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, political activists are routinely executed, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Chris Hall's national animal is the free man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Money Money Money.

Chris Hall is ranked 31,601st in the world and 710th in the Rejected Realms for Most Authoritarian, with 1 Stalins.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 7thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8thMost Avoided: 17thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 24thLargest Insurance Industry: 25thMost Secular: 32ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 34thFattest Citizens: 50thHighest Average Incomes: 55thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 61stLargest Gambling Industry: 64thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 72ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 77thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 90thHighest Economic Output: 93rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 96thLargest Mining Sector: 114thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 130thLargest Retail Industry: 133rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 175thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 185thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 197thRudest Citizens: 264thLargest Agricultural Sector: 510thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 619thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,172ndLargest Governments: 1,184thLowest Crime Rates: 1,268thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,584thLargest Populations: 2,756thMost Conservative: 2,778thLargest Black Market: 3,485thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,569thMost Armed: 6,913thMost Extreme: 6,989thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7,126thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 8,559thMost Pro-Market: 8,689thSmartest Citizens: 13,047th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25th in the regionLargest Governments: 29th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 30th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 31st in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 43rd in the regionMost Conservative: 79th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 81st in the regionLargest Black Market: 92nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 107th in the regionMost Extreme: 123rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 126th in the regionMost Armed: 132nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 155th in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 238th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the government has started a campaign to crack down on road rage and encourage alternate means of commuting.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, The Squish-lord's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, cubicles often double as graves as citizens literally work themselves to death.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, sneezing pedestrians are grabbed by alley-lurking doctors.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, priceless Maxtopian artwork can often be found in executive bathrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins.
  • : Following new legislation in Chris Hall, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.

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