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Most Devout: 3,445thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,578thMost Influential: 5,780th
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Influence
Power
Founder / Prime Minister
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Chricoma

Population8.659 billion

CapitalStavropol
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencyKrasni
AnimalSteppe wolf

The United States of Chricoma is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 8.659 billion Chricomians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stavropol. The average income tax rate is 86.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Chricomian economy, worth 700 trillion Krasnis a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,910 Krasnis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Leader's most personal functions, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chricoma's national animal is the Steppe wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Chricoma is ranked 10,318th in the world and 1st in Official European Union for Most Stationary, with 1,452.205320588 Days.

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Most Devout: 3,445thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,578thMost Influential: 5,780thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,464thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,918thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,638thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,945thMost Armed: 9,120thBest Weather: 9,463rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,877thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,112thMost Stationary: 10,318thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,552ndMost Cultured: 10,723rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,664thLowest Crime Rates: 11,995thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,138thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,633rdMost Developed: 13,997thMost Efficient Economies: 15,722ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,263rdLargest Governments: 18,927thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,541st
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Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Chricoma was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Chricoma lodged a message on the Official European Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Chricoma, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Chricoma, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Leader's most personal functions.
  • : Following new legislation in Chricoma, pilots always remember to send their doctors a Maxxmas card.
  • : Following new legislation in Chricoma, advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore.
  • : Chricoma lodged a message on the Official European Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Chricoma suppressed a post on the Official European Union Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Chricoma, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
  • : Following new legislation in Chricoma, muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions.

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