The Vampiric Queendom of Chr Carlavikay is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Cosmina Dumitru with a fair hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, daily referendums, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.593 billion Carlavians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ca Lavia. The average income tax rate is 70.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Carlavian economy, worth 718 trillion Vomas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 109,046 Vomas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Costume parties are swarmed by plainclothes police officers in disguise (Chr Carlavikay has found 3 easter eggs), flipping a coin to make a decision leads to a referral to Gambling Addiction Services, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, and jailbreaking is the best-selling book category of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chr Carlavikay's national animal is the bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Chr Carlavikay is ranked 308,591^st in the world and 4,966^th in The East Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.55 flags saluted per person per day.