The Dictatorship of Choistan is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, infamous sell-swords, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.399 billion Choistanians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Choistan City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 54.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Choistanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,219 trillion shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is a breathtaking 503,079 shekels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,623,280 per year while the poor average 117,913, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.
The homeless more often beg for mercy than money, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply, and sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers. Crime is totally unknown. Choistan's national animal is the honey badger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Choistan, sports journals are full of uplifting puff-pieces on professional boxers.
- : Following new legislation in Choistan, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
- : Following new legislation in Choistan, corrupt industrial practices are spreading like a plague.
- : Choistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Choistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Paffnia".
- : Choistan endorsed The Federation of Renzic.
- : Choistan endorsed The Republic of 1 very fast endotarter.
- : Following new legislation in Choistan, the homeless more often beg for mercy than money.
- : Following new legislation in Choistan, governments opposing Choistan are beset by rebels.
- : Following new legislation in Choistan, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system.
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