The Conservation Officer of Chodean Kal is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Marshal Markus Briand with an iron fist, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, infamous sell-swords, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.054 billion Chodeani are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Andreisburg. The average income tax rate is 53.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Chodeani economy, worth 656 trillion FS Credits a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 26,203 FS Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is often said that only Marshal Markus Briand could bring down Dàguó, farting etiquette is taught in schools, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, and the native owl population is in permanent hibernation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chodean Kal's national animal is the Libreagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dalism.

Chodean Kal is ranked 119,333^rd in the world and 14^th in The Sasquatch Republic for Most Patriotic, with 8.34 Flags saluted per person per day.