The Big Easy of Chocolate New Orleans is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 39.692 billion Chocolate New Orleansians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Welfare, with Spirituality, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Chocolate New Orleansian economy, worth a remarkable 1,175 trillion brown bunnies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 29,608 brown bunnies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown. Chocolate New Orleans's national animal is the floodgull, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Chocolate New Orleans is ranked 127,139^th in the world and 20^th in United States for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63 law-abiding acts per hour.