The Free Land of Chitato Hops Over 18 Fash is a colossal, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 7.696 billion Chitato Hops Over 18 Fashians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Chitato Hops Over 18 Fashian economy, worth 358 trillion carrots a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. Average income is 46,540 carrots, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 299,956 per year while the poor average 2,917, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Chitato Hops Over 18 Fash's national animal is the chitato, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Chitato Hops Over 18 Fash is ranked 277,596^th in the world and 1^st in United States of Femdom for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.