The Republic of Chips and Guac is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Anarcho-Monarch with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.054 billion Chips and Guacians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Industry, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flavortown. The average income tax rate is 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Chips and Guacian economy, worth 118 trillion Tortillas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 112,145 Tortillas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nuclear warheads are frequently launched into space as a warning to invading meteoroids, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor, and spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chips and Guac's national animal is the No-step-on Snek, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chips and Guac is ranked 27,482^nd in the world and 1,256^th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 112,145.15 Standard Monetary Units.