The Republic of Chips and Guac is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 265 million Chips and Guacians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flavortown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Chips and Guacian economy, worth 26.8 trillion Tortillas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 101,087 Tortillas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 531,662 per year while the poor average 10,259, a ratio of 51.8 to 1.

The populace harbors a fierce hatred of the metric system, when you fly on Air Chips and Guac you win a seat or you die, citizens often pray for divine guidance in supermarkets, and cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Chips and Guac's national animal is the No-step-on Snek, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chips and Guac is ranked 3,247^th in the world and 180^th in The North Pacific for Rudest Citizens, with 176.14 Insults Per Minute.