The Republic of Chips and Guac is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Anarcho-Monarch with a fair hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.909 billion Chips and Guacians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken individuals keep a keen eye out for any attempt to organize such a thing, and ruthlessly crush it. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flavortown. Income tax is unheard of.

The strong Chips and Guacian economy, worth 183 trillion Tortillas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 96,020 Tortillas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 389,319 per year while the poor average 15,764, a ratio of 24.7 to 1.

Acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse, the art of conversation has been rediscovered, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and chickens roam the streets freely. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chips and Guac's national animal is the No-step-on Snek, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chips and Guac is ranked 19,298^th in the world and 1,104^th in The North Pacific for Most Inclusive, scoring 142.91 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.