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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 832ndHighest Crime Rates: 968thRudest Citizens: 1,354th
The Republic of
Give me liberty or give me good food
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Chips and Guac

Population3.802 billion

LeaderThe Anarcho-Monarch

AnimalNo-step-on Snek

The Republic of Chips and Guac is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Anarcho-Monarch with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.802 billion Chips and Guacians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Healthcare, with Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flavortown. The average income tax rate is 2.0%.

The thriving Chips and Guacian economy, worth 427 trillion Tortillas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 112,495 Tortillas, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Chips and Guac, and a policy of plausible deniability helps protect the government from athletic doping scandals. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Chips and Guac's national animal is the No-step-on Snek, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Chips and Guac is ranked 36,231st in the world and 1,647th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 43.93 quips per hour.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 832ndHighest Crime Rates: 968thRudest Citizens: 1,354thHighest Drug Use: 1,457thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,495thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,544thFattest Citizens: 1,763rdMost Avoided: 1,855thMost Influential: 1,946thMost Armed: 2,021stLargest Retail Industry: 2,627thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,292ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,396thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,618thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,939thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,831stTop
Largest Mining Sector: 14,271stMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,064thMost Inclusive: 21,843rdMost Politically Free: 21,926thMost Scientifically Advanced: 23,377thMost Pro-Market: 26,262nd
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 31st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 43rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 48th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 50th in the regionFattest Citizens: 62nd in the regionMost Avoided: 64th in the regionMost Armed: 65th in the regionRudest Citizens: 89th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 125th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 134th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 145th in the regionMost Politically Free: 147th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 160th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 181st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 253rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 356th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 407th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 455th in the regionMost Extreme: 607th in the regionMost Influential: 614th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 830th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,018th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,120th in the regionNudest: 1,122nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 1,167th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,233rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,289th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,345th in the region

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