Population | 22.763 billion |
Capital | Schour |
Leader | Chairman Resyl Worlt |
Faith | the Church of Chinnai |
Currency | Charkuz |
Animal | bullfrog |
The Incorporated States of Chinnai is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Resyl Worlt with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.763 billion Chinnaians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Schour. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Chinnaian economy, worth a remarkable 3,130 trillion Charkuzzes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 137,536 Charkuzzes, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.
Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike, spotted owl meat is used as bait to lure wolves into traps, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children, and protests are legal but strictly supervised. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Chinnai's national animal is the bullfrog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the Church of Chinnai.
Chinnai is ranked 49,821st in the world and 1st in Hyperico for Most Stationary, with 908.18860625892 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Chinnai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Chinnai, protests are legal but strictly supervised.
- : Following new legislation in Chinnai, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
- : Following new legislation in Chinnai, spotted owl meat is used as bait to lure wolves into traps.
- : Following new legislation in Chinnai, Maths Professor Barbie is the most popular toy for boys and girls alike.
- : Chinnai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Chinnai's influence in Hyperico fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
- : Chinnai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Chinnai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
- : Chinnai's influence in Hyperico rose from "Hegemony" to "Hermit".